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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

JoJo Siwa Says She Is 'Head Over Heels' as She Confirms Relationship with Chris Hughes: 'It's Not Platonic Anymore' - People.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos

Still no good

Still no good.

So they tried

What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

UFC fighter rips opponent after seizure causes last-second main event cancellation: ‘She’s a complete mess’ - New York Post

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

share office space ...