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10.06.2025 13:16

Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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