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12.06.2025 00:34

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos
Still no good
Still no good.
So they tried
What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
share office space ...