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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 13:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

England is launching a gonorrhea vaccine. Is Canada next? - Yahoo

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Archaeologists find what may be the first definitive proof that Neanderthals made artwork - Earth.com

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

No go.

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

NASA Cuts Funding Support For Lunar, Planetary and Space Sciences Conferences - NASA Watch

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

The Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses are on sale for their best price to date - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Injuries force USMNT to make roster changes as the Gold Cup nears - The Washington Post

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists discover a 33-foot Jurassic giant, twice as big as its cousin - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nvidia tops Microsoft, regains most valuable company title for first time since January - CNBC